Armageddon Outlook #8 & #9

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, how did I get by without posting? I know, I know, you thought the world ended. No, thankfully it didn't. But I assure you, the President will plop his monkey tail right on the big red button any day now. More to come as nothing develops.

Armageddon Outlook #7

It pains me to mention it, gentle reader, but it appears that our Lord and Saviour, Ted Kennedy, is beginning to fall prey to the Bush Regime. He's actually giving credit to Bush for the good things that are happening in Iraq and in Lebanon. It hasn't happened yet, but the end of the world may just be upon us.

Armageddon Outlook #6

Ok, the world doesn't seem to have ended yet and it's been over 6 weeks since the inauguration. I don't get it either, but believe me, there are almost 4 whole years left for the world to explode. Don't think I won't be peaking out my window occasionally.