Just emerging...

...from my underground bomb-shelter... I see this Obama guy is President now. Phew. I need a shower. I should have had internet inside there, then I could have blogged on all the shit that didn't happen.

Armageddon Outlook #8 & #9

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, how did I get by without posting? I know, I know, you thought the world ended. No, thankfully it didn't. But I assure you, the President will plop his monkey tail right on the big red button any day now. More to come as nothing develops.

Armageddon Outlook #7

It pains me to mention it, gentle reader, but it appears that our Lord and Saviour, Ted Kennedy, is beginning to fall prey to the Bush Regime. He's actually giving credit to Bush for the good things that are happening in Iraq and in Lebanon. It hasn't happened yet, but the end of the world may just be upon us.

Armageddon Outlook #6

Ok, the world doesn't seem to have ended yet and it's been over 6 weeks since the inauguration. I don't get it either, but believe me, there are almost 4 whole years left for the world to explode. Don't think I won't be peaking out my window occasionally.

Armageddon Outlook #5

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Come on the world is endin' so let's all go hide in my underground bunker, boy says he wants a tin foil hat, but I really don't wanna... Armageddon Outlook #5! Ok, all joking aside. The world doesn't seem to have ended yet. Don't let that lull you into complacency, fellow readers. We will get rounded up into liberal camps any day now.

Armageddon Outlook #4

No Armageddon this week, despite the confirmation of Michael Chertoff as the new Secretary of Homeland Security. We'll keep watching.

Armageddon Outlook #3

Don't worry, fellow readers. I know I've been late posting this week's Armageddon Outlook, but I know what some of you were thinking. The world didn't end, so that was not the reason I didn't make a post. I just didn't get around to it last night.